Great Memories?

My sister sent me this joke, which made me laugh. Unfortunately, this is also painful because it’s true:

A group of 15-year-old girlfriends discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed that they should go to the Dairy Queen next to the Ocean View Restaurant because they only had $6 between them, they could ride their bikes there, and Jimmy Johnson (the cute boy in Social Studies) lived on the street and they might run into him.

10 years later, the group of 25-year-old girlfriends discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed that they should go to the Ocean View Restaurant because the beer was cheap, they had free snacks, the band was good, there was no cover, and there were lots of cute guys.

10 years later, at 35 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed that they should go to the Ocean View Restaurant because the cosmos were good, it was right near the gym and if they go late enough, there wouldn’t be too many whiny little kids.

10 years later, at 45 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed that they should go to the Ocean View Restaurant because the martinis were big, and the waiters there had tight pants and nice buns.

10 years later, at 55 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed that they should go to the Ocean View Restaurant because the food was reasonable, the wine list was good, they had windows that open in case of a hot flash, and fish is good for your cholesterol.

10 years later, at 65 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally,  they agreed that they should go to the Ocean View Restaurant because the lighting was good and they have an early bird special.

10 years later, at 75 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed that they should go to the Ocean View Restaurant because the food was not too spicy, the restaurant was handicap accessible and they even had an elevator!

10 years later, at 85 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed that they should go to the Ocean View Restaurant because they had never been there before.

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